dank method looking pretty nice n g l

do the normie method.
it's way better, and i want the best for you because you're my friend and i care about you.

lmao no

can't you tell i'm not joking? mental illness isn't something to joke about. please, do what's best for you. i care about you so much, and i want you to be safe.

lmao no

what can i do to make you stay safe and know that you're loved?

lemme think
probably nothing :p

i care about you. i really do. don't deny that. it's the truth. don't deny that other people love you either. they do. i know it's tough right now, but never stop fighting. there's always light at the end of the tunnel. i believe in you.

but why

because you're my friend. you're probably the coolest person i know. way cooler than anyone else. i know you got this. i really love you, and care about you. you're the most beautiful to ever exist, please never forget that.

*lies detected*

No lies detected in this area.
Only a friend that cares.

no definitely lies detected

Sorry, there are no lies detected.

there a r e lies detected

No lies are detected. Would you like to check the detected log to make sure?

I already have and it says right there "lies detected"

Detected Log
Lies: 0
Friends that care: 1 in the exact area, but hundreds in total.

No it says 1938839 lies detected

You must be hallucinating. Weegee_Official will proceed to give you a hug to snap you out of it.

N o t h a n k s h u g s m a k e m e u n c o m f o r t a b l e l m a o

What about a virtual hug?

Lmao

fren :)

T h e y ' r e o k a s l o n g a s t h e y a r e n t t o o l o n g a n d a w k w a r d

*le virtual huggo*

Y e a

*virtual huggo bac*

fren :)

Ye

fren forever :)

okay so my natural reaction to smth like that is saying "o h o k -" bc i have 0 social interaction skills but i feel like that would just be inconsiderate-

it's ok. you should feel comfortable saying what you want to say. just know that you're the best.

i am?!?!

*le nod*

i j u s t d o n t a g r e e b u t o k a y

you don't have to agree. just know it's the truth.

why do you love talking to me xD

because you're really funny and kind :)

i d o n t t h i n k i t s t h e t r u t h t h o

you may not think it's the truth
but it is

x doubt

you don't have to believe it. but it is. now, keep replying. i love talking to you. :)

YESSIR

Imma do d a n k method

SMAE

HEY
NO

HEY
YES

NO
BAD

NO
GOOD

Oh fr? Ig I will too then :p

For me, it's fine, cuz im a dumbass/shitass
for you, it ain't, cuz you're awesome as f**k

Fine

Do the method that's actually healthy

u first, bitch

No-

Yeth

S o
Dont do that method

imma do the right-side method

Well the dank method is called the normal method now

I could say that you arent that and that I'm not awesome all day and it wont accomplish anything
So just please dont do the dank method

I shall do the dank method
It has f**king "dAnK" in the name.

No you're not
No I'm not

Yes I am
Yes you are