what da dog doin?

ikr

last time you bought/sold gamer girl bathwater?

never

LMFAOOO
good answer

Its not just a good answer lmao its the truth

Amen to that.
Anyways-
How do you feel about me asking you these questions?

Oh lol I'm indifferent 2 'em. idc rly.

oh- ok.

wht were u expecting?

that you wanna beat the shit outta me.
But your answer works 2.

Oh do i come off as that violent 😅
ye

yes, yes you do.

Good. Ppl are easier to control when they're scared

Its a fact.
But yes it could also be used as a threat.

your a manipulative person, River.

U say that like I don't know it.
But ty

yw.
btw what should I call you other than River...sounds like a guys name ;-;

oh it does? XD
I mean idk tbh

yeah..
I honestly don't know what to call you

i mean like u could just give me a nickname urself. As long as it ain't stupid.

lmao
I can't think

ofc u can't. That's why u were askin me all those weird questions.
lmao ru opposed 2 callin me River?

it's just the fact that it sounds like your a 17 year old guy, with your name -.-

dude how tf- h o w-
U can call me Nicky if u want ig-

Carly, it's my nickname because my actual name is hecking long and weird.

Ah aight cool. and yah same lol my actual name is strange also

ayyye

Yes Ma'am.

Ever suck dick in a erp?

wha-

idk- I'm just asking you sexual questions :D

why tho

It helps ease my erection.

TMI but ok

LMAO

lol

Yessir- ....wait...
YES MA'AM

That is correct XD

That is correct XD

mmm yeah better be spanking dat ass-
oop- BUM BUMA-

LMFAOOO

done f**ked up now, boi

lmao yup

Oh-ok thanks. You may leave.

Ah ok cool. *kicks your face*

the hell- BRO WHYYYYY

BC I CAN

*interviews you* When was the last time you used a d**do?! *slams hand on the table*
TELL ME NOW!

Why are you askin? *slams both hands on the table* HAVE YOU?

uh- no why the f**k would I?
*JUST F**KING JUMPS ON THE TABLE* ANSWER MY QUESTION! WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU USED A D**DO!?

idk u seem like u would-
*BLOODY JUMPS ON THE TABLE ALSO* I NEVER HAVE

*whispers* Asshat... ;(

Oi whatcha say?

nofing

*punches your mouth* ok cool

OW!- YOU BISH- *stops right before I punch you* oh... I can't hit you...

Oh you believe in that rule? XD

No, I just believe in proper treatment.
"treat others how you would like to be treated" - some dumb mother f**king virgin

hm interesting

hm interesting