cute dog

awwww *picks up and brings home*

mom: "WHAT IS THAT GET IT OUT OF THE HOUSE!"

its a pup stupid

mom(clearly not a dog person): WELL YOU CAN'T KEEP IT! JUST GET IT OUT BEFORE IT SHEADS ALL OVER

#1 you meant shit, #2 it was left in a box in the rain

#1 I meant sheds #2 * Mom's face softens* "let's find a home for it, but it's not gonna be here!"

well to bad cause this is america!

but to bad cause im keeping him

Sliver: smokes* with pit bull*

I would go: "Cuteness detected. Must adopt ASAP."

Houston: * high pitched voice * Can we keep it ????
Morsel: You have enough pets….
Houston: * gets it anyways *

"ruff! ruff!" *jumps into Houston's arms*

* he took it home *

"ruff ruff!" *pees on the floor*

Houston: * cleans it up * time to house train this dog

*cocks head at "train" then goes and jumps up and lays down on couch*

Houston: I got you a dog bed.

*just stairs stubbornly at Houston*

Houston: Please? * he pulled out a bag of dog treats*

*seeing the dog treats, she bounded over to her bed*

Houston: * he threw one than went to the back yard *

Akira cleaned up the dog, and took it home

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Rock crab: waddles to doggo*

doggo: *waddles back*

Crab: stands still for a bit, then bounces happily*

doggo: *attempts to bounce with the crab*

The crab begins to dance, oddly reminiscent of crab rave*

doggo: *pulls out a boombox and pushes a few buttons with his nose then crab rave starts to play*

The crab is very happy.

The crab walks out the ally and comes back with a cushion. It leaves again.

And comes back with a blanket

Then leaves a third time, finds a dvd player and comes back.

36 minutes pass. The crab pauses the movie and grabs an umbrella that was flying around. The crab props the umbrella above the puppy and presses play.

the doggo is extremely happy and barks in appreciation. *he takes a seat next to the crab*

The crab opens the dvd player. The movie is (pick)

the movie they watched is spiderman: into the spider-verse (Idk just first movie I thought of)

Robo-Ray: Oh, hello little doggie. *she picked it up*

"ruff!" *licks face*

Robo-Ray: Hehehe! *she giggled* I don't think Home base may likey you. Allergies and thingies. Maybe Dennis, I dunno. *she giggled more*

*looks at her with sad eyes, like he wants her to take him home*

Robo-Ray: Aww, I can't say no to the tiny little puppy eyes. *she giggled, and took him home*

*ruffs happily and enjoys the ride home. right when you get home he goes to look for any food or water. he is thirsty and hungry.

Robo-Ray: I got beans! You like the beans? *she giggled*

*makes a sound that almost sounds like a laugh too*

Robo-Ray: Is that yes?

*he runs after it, catches it, and tears it into many pieces.*

Robo-Ray: Woah, you're like a little husk. *she giggled*

*you start feeling something weird around the dog, and realize that it is peeing on the couch*

Robo-Ray: Ew! Now I got pee on the couch!

*happily trots outside and finishes business out there* *sees a tennis ball on the sidewalk, grabs it in his mouth, trots over to Robo-Ray, and drops the ball at her feet*

Robo-Ray: *she grabbed it, and clumsily threw it* Meh!

"ruff!"

Robo-Ray: Yessie it is! *she giggled, and put a can of beans on the floor*

"ruff?" *Doggo cocks his head and looks at the closed door to the backyard*

Robo-Ray: Oh, outsidey time! *she opened the door*

they grew to be awesome friends and lived happily ever after :)

:)

*slurp* *chomp* *leaves can on the floor and trots over to where Robo-Ray is sitting on the couch and curls up next to her*

Robo-Ray:It's like a ball of furr. *she giggled, and pat the dog*