Hazbin hotel: but Blu is Alastor- everything is the same but Blu is Alastor

???: (Image)

Blu (Alastor): Why hello, to your lovely new afterlife!

???: Doesn't look so lovely to me chucklenuts and who the hell are you

Blu: *still smiling* I'm Blu! Blu Raspberry, and you better get used to it here- *leans on microphone staff* You'll be here awhile *smiles bigger*

???: Personal space pal *he looks the right* ???:SOLDIER HOW DID YOU GET HERE

Blu: Hm? The voices? Ah, you get used to those, they are quite friendly!!!

???:Oh I see well I guess I'm gonna get some chicken I guess

Shadow: Uh, am I dead?

(I dunno Hazbin Hotel at all but I'll try)

(Well Alastor is sorta sadistic, is very 1900’s and has a VERY staticty voice)

Blu: *grabs microphone staff* Why Hello!!

Shadow: Sup.

Blu: This is your afterlife, I hope you enjoy it because you’ll stay here forever if lucky! *smiles*

Shadow: Oh, what if I'm not lucky?

Blu: *smile maintains easily unceasing* Well, on reaping day, which happens once a year, angels will come and kill demons, and you will simply disappear- *she waved her hand in a motion like an ocean wave*

Shadow: But I did good! I helped people!

Blu: Ah! *static laugh* That’s what they all say dear! Now come in, the Happy Hotel awaits!

Shadow: Oh boy, here we go.

Blu: Don't go into Anfels room! Worst time of my life!

Shadow:I'm good! *he kicked the door to Anfel's room* B I S H

Blu: Well I'll leave you to explore!

Shadow: Alright. *he tossed his sword in his room, looking around, and walking in a random direction*

Blu: Here we are! *leads you to room humming ‘you are never fully dressed without a smile*

Shadow:*he was humming Back in Black by AC/DC* Coolm

Blu: She and her girlfriend run this place! To bring demons in to heaven pure! Much too pure in my case- *laughs*

Shadow:*he chuckled*

Blu: Time to show you to your room, and Charlie will be here soon!

Shadow: Charlie?

Blu: A murder is a murder is a murder! *which each ‘murder’ she stepped towards the elevator*

Shadow: *he followed her*

Blu: *sighs* Sadly murder of any sort gets you here, but what a shame it’s so fun

They're*

Shadow: I only do it if their jerks.

Angel Dust: *at bar flirting with husker*
Blu: My, My! You’re in for a treat!

Angel Dust: *at bar flirting with husker*
Blu: My, My! You’re in for a treat!

Shadow: This feels worse than the time I decided to mix vodka and milk.

Blu: *eyes glowing red* WOULD YOU STOP CALLING ME THAT ANGEL
Blu: *two seconds later* Ah, so that’s how you died!

Shadow: Yeah, I was killing gang members, like I do when I have a sword and an okay moral compass, when I got shot in the face.

*WHY IS THERE ALWAYS A BARRR*
Blu: This is the w**re of this fine establishment, *gesturing to Angel* and this is the grumpy bartender *gesturing to cat like husker*
Husker: f*** off
Angel: THATS HEAD W**RE THANKS

Shadow:Cool, every hotel needs one.

Angel: Well- whose the new kid? He replacing your blueberry pimp title?

Shadow: I'm Shadow, I own a sword, and I got shot in the face.

(I mean to type angel)

(He kicked down Angel's door ig)

Angel: *pracitsing on his stripper pole* What do you want? *spins on it*

Shadow: Blu told me not to go here so I did.

Angel: *laughing his a** off* Was it about that one time when I was hitting on her?! OH MY SATAN- *heavy breathing* Tell her I'm still open for business just charge extra for girls, Kay, cutie? (Oh gawd I'm sorry angel is very gay and he can only charges more for girls but I'm actually dying)

Shadow: Cool, well I'm straight, so see ya later. *he put the broken door where it used to be, and walked away*

Angel: Hm, yeah sure- Bye toots! *retures to being a hoe*

Shadow: *he casually sat on the floor*

Shadow: Eh, I'm a cat. I'm a staple of luck. Then again, I have black fur, so I do mean bad luck.