They didnt want a condom anyways, they knew they'd have s€x someday. They pretty much got drunk from the edward 40 hands challenge, both were immune to STD's and alcohol poisoning, which is exceptionally rare. With both genes like that, i ended up with such immunities. And if jojo is completely immortal, i am basically a demi-god.
Of course, i was given a weird 1st name, but last name was normal
J02_69-420 Joestar
I dont have a middle name
Alot of people call me J02 (pronounced Jay-Oh-Two), but my girlfriend calls me 69
The J02 was from the 1st inital of Jonathan, and the 02 is the numerical of zero two
69_420 was entered by my dad (jojo)
My mom (ZT) came up with the J02
So i pretty much have 2 1st names, if you call em names
They did have legal marriage, but at the minimal age
Edward 40 hands was after the wedding, like after the bride and groom kissed
It was a dare from some random groomsman to do edward 40 hands
Looks wise, i look pretty similar to my dad, but with color matching horns that are slightly longer than my mom's (colormatched to my hair)
I also have longer straight hair, like down to my shoulder blades. I normally wear a white tank with black (slightly gray-ish) jeans and leather boots. My eyes fade between gray, medium blue, and cyan, not unlike the RGB of a gaming PC (when in a good mood, a slight pulsing appears around the pupil)
Every time a girl under 5'5" sees me, she gets turned on mad crazy, like she gets so horny that a tidal wave of wetness forms, hence why i have so many simps
