GRANDMA: "SO IT KEEPS TRACK OF ALL THE
WEBSITES I VISIT? EVEN THE NAUGHTY ONES?"
ME: <NERVOUS LAUGH> "YES.. AND YOU CAN CLEAR
THE HISTORY BUT LET'S NOT WORRY ABOUT THAT."; GRANDMA: <LOOKS SERIOUS> "HOW
DO YOU DO THAT - CLEAR THE HISTORY?"
ME: "ONLY IF YOU DON'T GET MAD AT ME."
GRANDMA: "I WON'T TELL IF YOU DON'T TELL."