I HAVE DWELT AMONG THE APES. THEIR ENTIRE CULTURE IS BUILT AROUND THEIR GME. IT'S FUNNY TO SAY THE PRICE WENT UP. IT'S FUNNY TO SAY THE PRICE WENT DOWN. I HAVE BEEN TO R/SUPERSTONK, WHERE APES HAVE HELD CRAYONS AND BANANAS IN FRONT OF THEMSELVES AND CALLED OUT "HEY, LOOK AT ME! I'M U/RICK_OF_SPADES! I'VE PUT THIS BANANA IN MY BUT!" I NEVER SAW IT FAIL TO GET A LAUGH.
