✨: Children aren't born when they are because their head is too big, they are born when they are because the m.th.r's metabolism takes a massive spike that would kill her due to not being able to ingest enough calories and burn them.
🔪: I was one of those children born by c-section, and I can confirm that having a big head does not make me smart or help me make good decisions, as I am sitting here at 3 am with a box of cheerios and a family bar of chocolate. My first exam this year is tomorrow.
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