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A LADY COMES HOME FROM HER DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT GRINNING FROM EAR TO EAR. HER HUSBAND ASKS, "WHY ARE YOU SO HAPPY?" THE WIFE SAYS, "THE DOCTOR TOLD ME THAT FOR A FORTY-FIVE YEAR OLD WOMAN, I HAVE THE BREASTS OF A EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD." "OH YEAH?" QUIPPED HER HUSBAND, "WHAT DID HE SAY ABOUT YOUR FORTY-FIVE YEAR OLD ASS?" SHE SAID, "YOUR NAME NEVER CAME UP IN THE CONVERSATION."; 😶