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River | HARRY’S P**IS WAS VIBRATING AS THOUGH AN ELECTRIC CHARGE WAS SURGING THROUGH IT...

'YOUR P**IS, LUCIUS. I REQUIRE YOUR P**IS.' VOLDEMORT DREW OUT HIS OWN P**IS AND COMPARED THE LENGTHS.

'YOU TALK ABOUT P**ISES LIKE THEY’VE GOT FEELINGS,' SAID HARRY, 'LIKE THEY CAN THINK FOR THEMSELVES.'

HARRY'S P**IS HAD STILL BEEN IN HIS HAND WHEN HE’D JUMPED — IT HAD GONE STRAIGHT UP ONE OF THE TROLL'S NOSTRILS.

DRACO’S SLEEK, BLACK P**IS. IDENTICAL TO HIS FATHER’S P**IS AS FAR AS HARRY COULD REMEMBER.

YOUR FATHER, ON THE OTHER HAND, FAVORED A MAHOGANY P**IS. ELEVEN INCHES.

THERE WAS A MOMENT, IN THE GRAVEYARD, WHERE VOLDEMORT'S P**IS AND MINE SORT OF...CONNECTED.

SNAPE LAY PANTING ON THE GROUND. JAMES AND SIRIUS ADVANCED ON HIM, P**ISES RAISED…

THERE WAS A LOT MORE TO MAGIC, AS HARRY QUICKLY FOUND OUT, THAN WAVING YOUR P**IS AND SAYING A FEW FUNNY WORDS.

'YOUR P**IS, HARRY! USE YOUR P**IS!' HERMIONE SHOUTED.

THERE WILL BE NO FOOLISH P**IS-WAVING OR SILLY INCANTATIONS IN THIS CLASS. | image tagged in river | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Read the desc; Harry’s p**is was vibrating as though an electric charge was surging through it... 'Your p**is, Lucius. I require your p**is.' Voldemort drew out his own p**is and compared the lengths. 'You talk about p**ises like they’ve got feelings,' said Harry, 'like they can think for themselves.' Harry's p**is had still been in his hand when he’d jumped — it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils. Draco’s sleek, black p**is. Identical to his father’s p**is as far as Harry could remember. Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany p**is. Eleven inches. There was a moment, in the graveyard, where Voldemort's p**is and mine sort of...connected. Snape lay panting on the ground. James and Sirius advanced on him, p**ises raised… There was a lot more to magic, as Harry quickly found out, than waving your p**is and saying a few funny words. 'Your p**is, Harry! Use your p**is!' Hermione shouted. There will be no foolish p**is-waving or silly incantations in this class.
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HARRY’S P**IS WAS VIBRATING AS THOUGH AN ELECTRIC CHARGE WAS SURGING THROUGH IT... 'YOUR P**IS, LUCIUS. I REQUIRE YOUR P**IS.' VOLDEMORT DREW OUT HIS OWN P**IS AND COMPARED THE LENGTHS. 'YOU TALK ABOUT P**ISES LIKE THEY’VE GOT FEELINGS,' SAID HARRY, 'LIKE THEY CAN THINK FOR THEMSELVES.' HARRY'S P**IS HAD STILL BEEN IN HIS HAND WHEN HE’D JUMPED — IT HAD GONE STRAIGHT UP ONE OF THE TROLL'S NOSTRILS. DRACO’S SLEEK, BLACK P**IS. IDENTICAL TO HIS FATHER’S P**IS AS FAR AS HARRY COULD REMEMBER. YOUR FATHER, ON THE OTHER HAND, FAVORED A MAHOGANY P**IS. ELEVEN INCHES. THERE WAS A MOMENT, IN THE GRAVEYARD, WHERE VOLDEMORT'S P**IS AND MINE SORT OF...CONNECTED. SNAPE LAY PANTING ON THE GROUND. JAMES AND SIRIUS ADVANCED ON HIM, P**ISES RAISED… THERE WAS A LOT MORE TO MAGIC, AS HARRY QUICKLY FOUND OUT, THAN WAVING YOUR P**IS AND SAYING A FEW FUNNY WORDS. 'YOUR P**IS, HARRY! USE YOUR P**IS!' HERMIONE SHOUTED. THERE WILL BE NO FOOLISH P**IS-WAVING OR SILLY INCANTATIONS IN THIS CLASS.