Bro so relatable.

when Taylor swift dances on a bad with a knife its iconic-
but when I do it its a disruption during zoom and inappropriate-

Dancing with knives is fun, even when you cut yourself.

lol yerp.

Well, as long as it isn’t lethal. It just hurst a little otherwise.

Wow really?? People these days

Right? Like when some chick with shorter hair than them does it, it’s a turn on. When I do it, every woman within a mile runs as far away as possible and then I get banned from Home Depot.

IKR and when u try to go do it at Lowe’s, the security takes u out of the store like wtf!

They yell “no streaking! There are children here! Get the hell outta my store!” It’s stupid. I think I’ll try it at Target, I think they have hammer there…

Probably

Awesome! I get to go have fun.

Yeh!

If I get arrested, I’ll tell you.

Did you get arrested?

Nope

Surprisingly

well thats good

did ya get a restraining order?

Yeah, one of the women was so disturbed im not allowed within 500 feet of her.

K

When Sepultura hangs people on crosses, lights stuff on fire and plays metal music all at once it’s talented, when I do it it’s sadistic…
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6BOHpjIZyx0 (Video link for example)

Oh merciful Lord, grant thy enemies eternal rest.

Uhh