Jewel.... yes she’s the daughter of the other dumbass triangle OC I have

Neo: oh-

Nacho:welcome to the club of triangle OCs.

When I was little I made up a monster called "monster bear" and its a triangle and the tip of it stings you

Evil Andrew: Hey look its a colorful tortilla chip-

Akira: touch her and I’ll kill you and your family members

Evil Andrew: Dude I've got no family members. My only legitimate family was killed by the other Andrews siblings. I mean- they're close to family but Andrew would murder you if you touched his sister.

Evil Andrew:*gently pokes jewel* what are you gonna do about that h m ?

Akira: eh.... nothing actually

Evil Andrew: *shrugs* Yeah thats enough- i wonder if it just flies back

Evil Andrew: H m m m - *grabs Jewel and yeets her*
Leo: Dude stop-

-arrhea

t r i a n g l e

Bill looks like a dorito

Ok he's from a show btw)

Bn: how can you be so happy when your mother is psychopath?

Akira: I’m not that bad anymore dumbass, and she’s mentally a baby, literally-

*Akira is holding Jewel*

Bn: true. Does your father know about her? Please say he doesnt

Akira: he doesn’t, none of them do, and they never will, I’m not having what happened with Sun happen to her

Bn: that’s good. I feel really bad that I couldn’t save sun from them. Now there’s literally no helping him

Akira: also I’ll gladly kill anyone if one tries telling them about Jewel

Bn: k. Do you know who the father is?

Akira: she has none

Bn: oh you made her with magic?

Akira: yes

Bn: ok

Akira: also if you try to take Jewel away.... I will gladly find a way to make sure you can’t come back to Melonren

Bn: I would only do that if you wanted me to.

Sun: WHY ARE YOU KIDNAPPING ME

Bn: because you’re an asshole

Sun: NO IM NOT

Bn: yeah keep telling yourself that

Sun: CAN I JUST GO-

Bn: NO

Sun: ......wait what are you gonna do to me

Bn: torture you

Sun: PLEASE-

Bn: nope

Sun: child who gets murdered by my relatives on a daily- no- hourly basis, also he’s a good person

Bn: alright. And this?
*its moon*

Sun: guess I’m gonna starve myself to death

Bn: fine dumbass
*he throws a single Boulder in the cage*

Sun: I’m not giving an answer

Bn: you know what, fine

Sun: can I at least have food, and no I don’t give a f**k about what it is, at this point I would eat rocks

Bn: i will give you a single hamburger

Sun: .........

Bn: cmon, answer

Sun: ITS THE ONLY OTHER THING THAT DOESNT TASTE LIKE SHIT BESIDES.... eh you know what things I’m talking about

Bn: alright disgusting child welcome to unloved piece of shit daycare where I’m going to make you less terrible

Sun: just kill me instead

Bn: no

Sun: .....

Bn: well we’ll do more shit tomorrow. You’ll sleep in the cage for tonight. Goodbye

Sun: WHY CANT I JUST HAVE ROCKS-

Bn: because

Sun: hopefully I can find a way to kill myself before then

Bn: you wont

Sun: .......

Bn: don’t worry I won’t do anything THAT bad

Sun: .......

Bn: alright I’ll move on
*he shows wave*

Sun: I don’t want f**king human food

Bn: too bad

Sun: was it necessary to put it like that

Bn: very necessary so the first thing we’re going to do is go over who is bad and good. Is blaze bad or good?

*he eats it*

Sun: finally something that I’m not being forced to eat

Bn: why the hell would you eat a rock

Sun: .......k

Bn: I just want to “help” you

Sun: mk

(I can’t be on discord rn because I’m out of time)
Bn: so where should we start?

Sun: piece of shit who’s also abusive

Bn: perfect. *he shows him thomas*

Sun: *sitting angrily in the cage*

Bn:*laughing*

Sun: yes I will

Bn: you physically cant

Sun: Bad.... and abusive too

Bn: very good. This?
*he shows him kedrei*

(F)

Sun: how about.... nowhere as I want to leave

Bn: nope

Sun: wouldn’t rocks be a lot easier to get than dumb human food

Bn: yeah but I wanna torture you a bit

Sun: by doing what?

Bn: reforming you

Sun: but why-

Bn: because you’re an asshole

Akira: ok good

Bn: I wouldn’t take her away from you randomly

Akira: I know that, also if you see her near anyone one of Blaze’s children, take her somewhere else, I don’t want her to act like one of them

Bn: sun is the only truly bad one of her kids

Akira: so why don’t you do anything about it? If he’s that bad, do something about it

Bn: I physically can’t injure or kill any of them now it’s stupid

Akira: yeah but maybe he can be reformed..... a good example of that successfully working is Wave, as he used to be a psychopath like Blaze

Bn: I’ve tried before and he betrayed his sister and father

Akira: I was thinking that you were gonna go kidnap him now-

Bn: hold up
*he leaves for a second*

*he just screams*

Bn: ha

(Please reply)

Akira: then hold him hostage and force him to do so

Bn: I could try that

Akira: then do it

Bn: ok..

Akira: you can actually still kill them, it’s just really hard

Bn: oh you can?

Akira: mk

*he comes back dragging sun*

Akira: *silence*

Bn: like I said I’ll try my best

Akira: no, anyone can do it, you could literally do the same exact thing to me right now and it would work

Bn: oh ok. I would greatly appreciate this knowledge

*sun is just trying to fight back*

Sun: LET ME GO

Akira: wow-

Bn: I am not letting you go
*he throws him into a cage that he can’t eecape*

Akira: alright.... so every Melonren god has this thing called a core, if it gets destroyed.... well we die and don’t come back, but the thing is that the physically older a god is, the harder it is

Bn: that means I could honestly kill sun easily…

Sun: can too

Bn: sure sure

Sun: also why the f**k did we stop with the “classes”

Bn: because you wouldn’t talk

Sun: I will talk, I just don’t like talking about my father or sister

Bn: alright

Sun: so what now?

Bn: I have no idea

Sun: you know what, just continue on with those stupid things you are trying to do

Bn: alright

Sun: .....

Bn: now do whatever I don’t know but obviously you can’t leave I’ll come back in a little bit

Sun: then continue for f**ks sake, I want to leave already

Bn: but you can’t leave

Sun: so what is the next thing I’m gonna be forced to do

Bn: define food

Sun: I KNOW THAT-

Bn: Ight I’ll finish up

*he then tries to disembowel himself for some f**king reason*

*it does nothing*

Sun: uhhh.... something a being eats? Or do I need to explain something else regarding that

Bn: what do you like to eat?

Bn: or what do you consider food

Sun: please can I just go, I won’t cause anymore problems like my other family Members

Bn: I’m trying to help you kid

Sun: F**K-

*bn comes back*
Bn: yeah I was just seeing if you would escape.

Sun: I don’t need your help

Bn: I’m giving it to you anyway

Sun: wait what are you going to do?

Bn: I don’t know

Sun: so when will I leave this shitty cage

Bn: I don’t know when you cooperate fully

Sun: does trying to disembowel myself count as a escape attempt

Bn: yes

Sun: k

*he leaves for a sec*

Sun: maybe let me leave

Bn: nope

Sun: at this point, rocks

Bn: alright do you want to get away from your mom?

Sun: *tries to leave the cage*

Bn: that doesn’t work

Sun: .....is that it for this stupid thing we’re doing?

Bn: no

Sun: I JUST WANT GO HOME-

Bn: too bad

Sun: no, I just don’t want to act like her

Bn: ok

Sun: then why are you leaving

Bn: I just need to get away from you for a second

Sun: ....

Bn: you know what actually you can go but if your mom or grandfather ever turn on you or try to kill you, you can call me

Sun: uh ok?

*he opens the cage*

Sun: .....

Frigid: I don’t care that you’re a kid

Sun: no

*he keeps trying to shove her in*

(Again how far in is she?)

(To her wings)
Frigid; *growling*

*it doesn’t do anything*

Sun: you do realize that won’t work, right?

(How far in is she?$

(To like her neck)
Frigid: why are you doing this???

*he keeps trying*

Sun: no

Frigid: WHY ARE YOU DOING THID

Sun: nope

Frigid: you were yelling bitc

*he keeps trying*

Sun: nope

*she tries to stab him with her sharp tail*

Sun: I know that

Frigid: I’m not falling for your “I’m different” shit

Sun: I haven’t eaten in a f**king day

*he keeps trying*

(How far in is she?)

(He’s up to her hips)
Frigid: I don’t care

Sun: *teleports behind Frigid and then for some reason bites her tail*

Frigid: OW WHAT THE F**K-

Sun: I KNOW THAT-

Frigid: aw is the little baby mad?

*he swallows*

Sun: so you don’t care that I’m eating you? Alright then

Frigid: NO I DONT CARE THAT YOURE HUNGRY

*he keeps trying*

Sun: how about you actually speak words

Frigid: oh shut up

*he then increases his size to be similar to the height of Frigid, and then he tries to pull her into his mouth*

Frigid: STOP

Sun: I know that bitch

*he keeps trying to shove her in*

Frigid: spit me out you fatass

*he just keeps trying to*

Frigid: LET ME GO

*he immediately runs out*

Bn: bye..

Sun: I’m not

Frigid: you kinda are

Sun: ok maybe a lot of my family members are

Frigid: and you’re any different?

*he teleports somewhere*

(Uh.... maybe use another OC)

K I’ll use frigid
Frigid: ^existing*