OH NO, THE POORS ARE TRADING BITCOINS FOR DOGECOINS! DOG COINS? THEY MIGHT ACTUALLY BE ABLE TO AFFORD HOMES, BECAUSE WE ARE DESTROYING THE DOLLAR BY PRINTING IT WITHOUT ANY THOUGHT FOR CONSEQUENCES.... WELL WE CAN ALWAYS TAX THEM, EVEN THOUGH THEY AREN'T TRADING EITHER ASSET FOR DOLLARS... AND, WE CAN WASTE THAT MONEY WE TOOK FROM THEM WITHOUT ASKING THEIR OPINION ON IF IT SHOULD BE TAXED FINANCING WARS IN THE MIDDLE EAST, SO THE POORS WILL ALWAYS HAVE TO BEG... BUT, THE POORS MIGHT FEEL THAT THEY ARE BEING TAXED WITHOUT BEING REPRESENTED... WE SHOULD GET THE NEWS MEDIA TO MAKE THE POORS HATE EITHER THE JEWS OR THE PALESTINAINS... OR BOTH! WAIT, WHY ARE WE BOMBING THE MIDDLE EAST AGAIN? BECAUSE THE REAL PEOPLE WE REPRESENT (CORPORATIONS WHO PAY NO TAXES) ASKED US TOO... SURELY THE POORS ARE TOO STUPID TO REALIZE THAT WE WILL KEEP REDISTRIBUTING THE WEALTH TO OUR WEALTHY DONORS... WE WILL NEVER MAKE A HEALTHCARE SYSTEM, BECAUSE, THAT WOULD HURT OUR DONORS INCOME STREAM... SURELY JANUARY 6TH WAS A ONE OFF... AND NOT A SYMPTOM OF A NATION THAT FEELS THAT THEY ARE SUFFERING UNDER EXTREME AND ONEROUS TAXATION... WITHOUT ANY REPRESENTATION, AND THAT THE ONLY CHANCE TO HAVE A DECENT LIFE WAS TO GET A CORRUPT REALITY TV STAR ELECTED WHO PROMISED TO BURN THE SYSTEM TO THE GROUND?
