OK... SO BASICALLY... YESTERDAY, AT CHURCH, THERE’S THIS I THINK 9 YEAR OLD GIRL, SHE KEEPS ON FOLLOWING ME AND SAYING “KISS ME”... AND I’M LIKE “EH... NO... YOUR TOO YOUNG AND I’M PURE”... AND THEN SHE STARTED HUGGING ME... AND SHE SAID “IF YOU KISS ME I’LL LET GO”... AS YOU CAN SEE I’M IN A STICKY SITUATION... SO WHAT I DID WAS WAIT, UNTIL SHE GOT BORED... GLAD THAT WAS OVER...