Story time

ohwow

Ya-

you'd like it if you kissed me, like you have before

Ya I would

XD

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That’s cute lol

Ewww

What?

Kissing my best friend!! NU

looool

>:c

Congratulations on the new icon!

Ty

good for you

mhm

Oop

Well Next Time Look In Front Of You
Here is your award.
"Certified Kissing Moment"

It felt good tho...

eh okay but just hang this on your wall

I love offending people, when I was taking a shower I made a very racist asian joke. Then I laughed then my hand turned the water to the hottest setting then I burned my skin, I screamed for 2 hours. Then my dick started itching, then it went down to my testicles then back to my p**is, then there was a huge red rash on it. It was extremely painful, then I hurt both of my ankles while going down the stairs. Then I fell down, then I had to take a shit. I took 2 hours taking a shit, then I got up and I realized I had to go take a wizz. I took a wizz, then I fell down and crawled up the stairs of to my office. Then I found out my friend died, then I took off all my clothes and jacked off. The End.

thats proba-
im scared now

Then masturbate... make it hurt more... until you can’t feel your dic

You know what I will do

sit around in a hot blanket the rest of the day in my recliner

Lmao what

It feels good on me balls

Actually it does

How do you know?
you're a female-

Espera lo que el fu-

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I’m a male :3

oh, sorry then. Oh your a transgender I see, but how the f**king hell do you know?

I’m not trans XD
I’m Bisexual XD

"Sissy, man up." - My Father, best advice I've even known

XD

hmmm it does hurt to masturbate a dead body

This happened to me idiot

Welp Bueno, no lo sabía.

Awwww

Shut up :c

sowwyy

*le cri*

d a m n

Ik

h m m

we are now comrades

oh sorry, didn't hear you the first time, I was too busy wankin" off to your mom

shes dead

oh im sorry for your loss

nice to know you like to wank off to dead ladies
thats why we are comrades

sick

i made a meme XD

also jk and she not ded