it wasn't my fault, it was my testicles fault
and
"you go to butcher and you see cat and dog food"
"but you live in china so you have no money aye?"
"you get job, but you say something about china and the chinese goverment take you away"
"then they cut of your p**is"
"then you walk out then liberal clap, clap!"
"then you punch leftist then get arrested by hippie"
"then you punch hippie and get money"
"then you buy cat and dog food from butcher"
"you cook cat dog food from butcher is mitsubishi oven"
" you eat cat dog food"