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I get 500 dollars a week... cuz I have a summer job UwU

I get 500 dollars a week... cuz I have a summer job UwU | HEWWO WITTLE COOKI’S; I HOPE WU HAVE A GOOD DAY >:3 
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0 ups, 5y
Hello!
*Hugs*
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I love offending people, when I was taking a shower I made a very racist asian joke. Then I laughed then my hand turned the water to the hottest setting then I burned my skin, I screamed for 2 hours. Then my dick started itching, then it went down to my testicles then back to my p**is, then there was a huge red rash on it. It was extremely painful, then I hurt both of my ankles while going down the stairs. Then I fell down, then I had to take a shit. I took 2 hours taking a shit, then I got up and I realized I had to go take a wizz. I took a wizz, then I fell down and crawled up the stairs of to my office. Then I found out my friend died, then I took off all my clothes and jacked off. The End.
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Wut lol
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Things I should’ve have said
0 ups, 5y
Well Odio Este pinche escuela I'm getting the f**k outta here
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I-
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0 ups, 5y,
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It happened to me

I need help

NOW
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1 up, 5y,
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Then masturbate
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0 ups, 5y,
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you cruel son of a bitch
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1 up, 5y,
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It better hurt~
Cuz I like it when Someone I love suffers
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Kinky~
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0 ups, 5y
Ik
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Its bright red and it feels like its bleeding
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1 up, 5y,
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Red enough to f**k someone
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0 ups, 5y
not in the good way, this is sexual harrasment
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1 up, 5y,
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*Giggle*
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0 ups, 5y,
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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1 up, 5y,
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Lmao
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IT HURTS SO FUC,KIGNGN BAD AA A [HU9[EH9U[ERTUHETUIHTUIEHTOHHURTUHTRHHITRIURTKNJWEIUNERRE[O[HUREOHI8REH8REH89[EHI9R
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1 up, 5y,
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Then Sleep or f**k a pillow
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Or masturbate in front of your mom
*laughs*
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0 ups, 5y
Why would I jack off to a dead body
gross
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1 up, 5y,
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Idk
1 up, 5y
Da f**k is happening here?!?!?!??
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0 ups, 5y
F**k you my dick hurts
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0 ups, 5y
"Here we go" - Mario
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0 ups, 5y
noice
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0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
*Hugs*

HEWOOOO
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1 up, 5y,
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Hewwo
*huggo bac*
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0 ups, 5y,
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how are you?
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1 up, 5y,
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Me foine
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0 ups, 5y
das good
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*angry poodle noises*
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._.
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Ugly
0 ups, 5y
Why thank you.
0 ups, 5y,
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bagus la kau, dapat duit, walaupun aku kat malaysia dapat seringit je.
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...
I’m just gonna call my friends and let them translate this XD
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do you have a malaysian friend?
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I have one... but he’s in Colorado :c
He moved away
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sedih (translation: sad)
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*hugs* hello
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Hewwo
*huggo bac*
0 ups, 5y,
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Imma go back in the closet
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1 reply
Oki
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0 ups, 5y,
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im not in a good mood, help me
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Why
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0 ups, 5y,
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bc lily is offline, so I cant see my portrait, im hungry, and im so frustrated cuz I dont have the right images to make my bill cipher temp
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Aw...
Don’t worry she’ll be back
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I hope so. She's fun to talk to
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We can have fun~
Nah XD
I have work to do... actually Helping.. I have a 30 minute break soooo
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no, we no have fun the way you want it, and oof
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:c
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0 ups, 5y
im straight, so no ur fun
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