"When diplomacy ends, war begins"

Wha-?

(Wait u speak Russian?)
Him: да пожалуйста товарищ. Принесите больше пуль
There is another nearby explosion

(Haha google translate) где они?

(Ahh ok lol)
Him: в тылу.
He shoots some more Germans

тогда ты мне поможешь?

Him: как смогу товарищ

Я просто хочу знать, где я и как выбраться.

him: ты в войне! Либо бороться либо умерать

there is chaos and noise everywhere. soldiers are rushing back and forth

Where am I? *calls to a soldier* hey! Where am I?!

the expoldes from a mine and screams in pain

Uh oh... I have to get out of here.

there are many gunshots

*starts running*

There are 2 trenches

*runs over to one of them* where am I?!

There is only 1 soldier there, and he is sniping the other side. He is in a Russian uniform

можешь мне помочь?

Me:*turns to the nearest person* what year is it?

he leaves you there and he climbs out of the trench aswell

Me:*watches him*

he runs to the other trench, avoiding all the mines and gunshots. there is a wounded soldier and shouting for help he looks back and asks another soldier to help him get the wounded one back to a safe spot

(*WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*)
there are many soldiers and there are 2 trenches. you are closer to the defense and there are soldiers running out. they are wearing a russian army dressing. one picks you up and carries you over to a safe-ish space. he yells at you in russian

Me: OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I don't get it!

he looks at you confused: sprehen ze doich?

Me: ._.

he sighs and tells another solldier to keep watch for you. he runs out in the battlefield again

Me: *turns to the soldier* what year is it?

he doesnt reply. he shoots some german soldiers with a gun

Me: Is this world war 2?

(yay you figured it out)
he hides in the hole they are both in. he tells you to do something about being safe

(Well actually it wasn't the hardest to figure out)
Me: Oh ok

(also, what's so funny about that? It's only reasonable that I ask.)

(i mean its a war and you're just casually like: ay whats up)

(Do you expect me to go all detective mode and try to figure out what timezone I'm in?)

(yes.)

(bruh)

Akira: well well well! Time to hunt! *takes out dual blades*

i have dualie uzis

Akira: nice pico

there are soldiers all around shooting each other, mines exploding and other screams

Akira would grab his sword.
Akira: why is tankman and bf rapping

(is this some kind of fnf joke that im too stupid to understand?)
the soldiers fall into a trance and start dancing

(Yeah, lol)
Akira: oh wow

they start chanting: ooga booga
(what am I doing?)

(Shitpost status)
Akira: what?

(*wheeze*)
they turn into big chungus and akira wakes up

Akira: what?

he continues to hear the ooga booga from the computer. there is big chungus on the screen.

.... *walks away

the ooga booga will haunt him forever.

Akira grabs the bleach

-the end-