OH GOD, NOT THE BABY
BABY: *YELLS*
ME: AH SHIT HERE WE GO AGAIN! *JUMPS OUT OF THE PLANE*
ME: AHH FREEDOM! *LANDS ON PLANE*
ALSO ME: OK NO BABIES
ALSO ALSO ME: *HEARS CRYING*
ALSO ALSO ALSO ME: F**K THIS SHIT, I AM F**KING OUTTA HERE *JUMPS AND SPASHES INTO THE OCEAN*
ME: AHH FINALLY