Whats up mother shuckers *dials bubonic* "she proceeds to cure depression". I'm no plague doctor

I- I don't think I can cure the stream all by myself but I will try if I had to.

If only i could cure

I only know how to brawl

I came back and sure enough

5 pages of depression

I was chillin playing on my xbox

I can't cure, but i can very well fight whatever "demon" has cursed this wasteland

At least if i distract the source, which is likely some demon casted curse, i can stop the spreading. Or at least slow it down
*makes you immortal*
You can't go alone as a mortal. If there are other plague doctors around, get them to join. You can spread the immortality to other plague doctors, but be careful with it, it's very hard to control. Theres no time for training, so use it wisely. Also take a walkie talkie.

Once i can restrain the "source demon", it will be easier to contain.

If another issue happens and it breaks the containment, we must KILL the source

Ohok

Its extremely dangerous for even the most skilled plague killers to share my power without proper training, so be as careful as you would be making sure not to step on a landmine in a minefield

We're counting on you.

Gee, I will try

Do your best. That's what matters.

I will try

You have my plan

If it doesnt work, we must forget the stream and kill the "demon"

Killing the demon will kill the curse with it, but it's tricky to get out of hell, we will have to sacrifice one of us to activate the portal back to earth

I will sacrifice myself

I can respawn, but no one else i inow of can becuz i am one if very few immortals

Ohok

Well um I was thinking of opening like a therapy type thing ig

If anything, we have only 3 plans

Your idea
My 1st idea

And if all else fails, kill the source and the curse will die with it. Containment will not work

If we have to go DooM eternal, we will

Which may actually help *dials Mick Gordon*

"Bring the same instruments you used in the DooM soundtrack"

It'll be DooM eternal all over again

Ohok

Wait heres the 4th idea

Post dumb memes, become dumb f**ks, get drunk, and PARTAU

*partay

Ohok

Ok mothershucker where's the corn?

At the cornfields mother shucker

*eats some* Now where ae my huggos?

*muffled becuz i have a corn cob halfway in my throat* "spreads arms wide open" come to me, you can bury your face in my chest all you want.

yee

Come on down, and try our corn, or we will sacrifice your new born

🌽 Mmm corn

Is that Colonel Cornelious Cornwall?!

Yes

He may help cure the wasteland

Come on today
And try some corn
Or we will sacrifice your newborn!
AAAA--

Look at that, i cured you by using a meme

AW SHOT THATS GONNA TAKE US 50 YEARS TO DO THE ENTIRE STREAM

I think the stream might be getting better. It's way calmer now.

Was that my memes

Probably.

YES

LETS BECOME DUMB F**KS ALL OVER AGAIN

I'm bringing the whiskey, LETS GET DRUNK

YEEEEEAAHH BOIIIIII

EDWARD 40 HANDS, WHOS GONNA DO IT