Ace: "what are you doing out here on a night like this? a night for... murder" *as he says the last word his visible eye turns bloodred and he lets out a maniacal cackle*
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cora: well, my brother was h**ny, and he's too cheap to get stuff himself, so he asked me to kill someone so that it wouldnt be classified as r**e.
cora: he was the quiet kid in school, and the guy that got us expelled...
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*Tricky stares silently*
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Elijah Moss: "ooh-"
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cora: what? never seen a psychopath?
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"nonono-well-yes, technically"
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when?
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"well-your lookin at one. allow me introduce myself-Elijah Moss, explosives expert"
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cool... do you sell illegal bombs? like... can blow up 50 foot tall buildings?
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"Why-hy indeed I do"
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Lemon Demon: Huh. Nice.
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cora: thanks, now can you help me get it into that dumpster?
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LD: I'd gladly eat it for you.
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cora: ok, go right ahead
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Devai: ugh oh cmon already! I have enough subjects in my kingdom already and you're bringing in more?
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cora: how did you know i was pregnant?
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Devai: huh? I meant about the body not the human overworld
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cora: ohhhh. ok. yea my brother was h**ny and cant afford stuff so yea...
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Devai snaps her fingers: another person in my torture
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cora: wait what? did u just kill my brother?
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Devai: maybe
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* smokes * need any help getting rid of the body?
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cora: no, i'm probably gonna give it to my brother. im pretty sure he's gay tho, becuase i always find the top half in the apartment dumpster.
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Joker: really* smokes and looks at you * you have a bit of blood on your dress * giggles * looks like you ate a hotdog with ketchup * laughs hysterically *
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cora: ikr, my fiancee thinks i'm at the store. i guess ill just tell him someone just started bleeding and bumped into me.
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Joker: I don’t think that will work * puts cigarette in mouth and points at knife* you have a bloody knife
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cora: do you want it?
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Joker: yeah sure * grabs it and then gets on knees to put a smile on the body’s face *
Milk: But seriously, if I had a child with a human, what will the child look like? It scares me just thinking about it. *having deep thoughts while a woman is literally about to go into labor*
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Cora: oop- *gets contraction* sorry im pregnant if you couldnt tell