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Milk is straight, but who would date a milk carton

Also we need Spike to be a spider to have the holy spooder trinity

he just needs 4 more tentacles....

And a place to shoot webs from

That sounded really wrong ._.

...listen here you little shi-

Anyways-

I decided to do this because why not

spike is taller than carlos by a near 5 feet

Milk is like 1 foot tall

He's a milk carton do you think he'd be like 11 feet tall

Also, this blessed image

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Milk convertible