GET IN MY HOUSE BEFORE THE CATCH YOU

Chad goes inside your house

Ollie: *watches them* "OH BOY I HOPE I DON'T DIE"

You watch as chad is being chased. You feel the need to do something

Ollie: "Fine I guess... GET IN"

Chad comes inside

Ollie: *smiles* "What happened"

Chad: I-It's a long story

Ollie: "Eh sounds personal"

Chad: Yeah....
Chad seems a bit nervous
Chad: You got a bathroom?

Ollie: "Mhm third door to your left"

Chad: I SAID WHAT IS THiS

Ollie: "A body"

Chad: Who's??

Ollie: "I think it was Ava

Chad: And who's that and how did they die

Ollie: "Idk was probably my sister who killed them"

chad: Where's your sister

oops i meant Ava

Ollie: "School"

Chad: WHAT THE F*** IS THIS

Ollie: *goes to him*

Chad: Drive me to her school

Ollie: "Are you dumb?"

CHad points at body in the room

Ollie: "I- Uhm"

Chad: Nope just a bit crazy, Take me there now please

Ollie: "Fine"

Chad accidentally goes into wrong door and sees something weird
Chad: Um......... WHAT THE FRICK IS THIS

Ollie: "Hm?"

Ray: oh he is cute anyway!
*pulls him into my house* hide. NOW!

Chad goes in

*closes door* hi there im ray!
and u must hide

Chad: I'm chad
Chad hides

*20 minutes pass*
u can come out now!

Chad comes out

nooow what did u do to have the cops chasing u?

Chad: (sighs) Well it started when I was a kid, my dad left me all alone my mom died giving birth. I got angry at my dad and tracked him down and killed him. The cops found me but I ran. and now we are here

im a vampire
i killed my parents after they constantly abused me for being a vampire.
i watched them scream in pain but i didnt even care *she smiles*
and i blamed it all on my sister
the perfect crime
now im the queen of all demons

Chad: Wow.... That's--- AWESOME

mhm
*snaps and time changes and everyone thinks it was someone else who killed ur dad*
ok so ur ok now

Chad: h-how?

i go jump in my tiger 1 german heavy tank and yeet tank shells and machine gun rounds at the criminal...and everyone else

because i don't give a dam

if i get the criminal then the sacrifice was not for nothing

Chad is lying on the ground 80% dead while all the cops are 100% dead

o dam, i am out of ammunition

i just gonna run u over

drives forward*

chad is stuggling but not saying anything

runs over criminal*

HAHAHAHA I WIN! I feel in the mood for a beer!

Reverses*

Starts driving away*

You have deafeted chad before hearing his side of the story he could be innocent you will never know because you have killed him