Death Race 2000 Double Points !

I have no problem with cyclists on the road, Its when they dont keep to the correct side and start Hogging lanes on Major Roadways and can only hit a top speed of 10MPH when there are cars trying to go places at 70MPH, They dont pay road tax and god forbid if they hit you its your fault. Almost hit one the other day on my way to work because at the start they were pulled to the side waiting at traffic lights but then decided to pull into the middle of the road as i went to go past them, Never have i used my horn with such ferocity, he almost fell off from how loud it was

I'm guessing your in the UK so this will make more sense.
I live very close to the London Surrey cycle route .... on that day they closed a lot of the roads and thousands of them took part ( not a problem) .... It's the other 364 days of the year when those smug, self centred, selfish, supercilious, potential Darwin award winners. twunts treat the narrow roads as if they still closed and ride four abreast - that's how one hit me !
As you may have guessed - I don't like those lycra-clad twunts .... Can you tell ?

The only thing i hate more than cyclists is Those damn Morons of those stupid protest groups - Extinction Rebellion - Ahh yes lets save the environment by stopping a car from preforming the job it was created for thus increasing emissions because the car is stopped with the engine on and not able to drive and be efficient, Those are the people i would have a problem with being like "I'm sorry officer, i didn't see the crowd of morons as i can only see people with an IQ higher than 1"

Back in the early eighties, I used to drive a Ford Capri with a PA megaphone under the bonnet that I could play the theme from Jaws whilst following cyclists....Ah happy memories !

I personally take no prisoners - I go for them - Score to date: 1 (He fell off but survived - I must try harder)

There they go - get 'em !
Just remembered one I posted two years ago: imgflip.com/i/3ad5so

I just got a big Semi Horn Installed on my Small AF Citroen DS3 XD Scares the shit out of anyone not contained by 4 walls XD

I refer to the 1975 film :~)