I'm not interested in communism, to be honest. I want a well-regulated capitalist society, where upward mobility is possible for those who put in the work.
You know, for being the lord of memes, you don't have many of them...
1) I get that you were being silly. Answering silliness with dead-pan seriousness is an old comedic technique. If you need an example of this, you should check out Monte Python's "Ministry of Silly Walks," skit.
2) Perhaps, but are you worthy of the title "Lord of Memes"?
3) I like the number three...