Jar Jar Binks
Guy almost gets run over in his first scene

Hm.. But does that really compete with this guy thinking "closest living relative" means relative who lives the closest by

Yes it does
Jar Jar nearly dies in every scene he's in

Mr Poe makes things worse in every scene he's in

It is impossible to find someone more stupid than Mr. Poe.

That's what I've been trying to tell these people

Cheese

Ed
He literally said he was a woodpecker but on dirt hitting his head on the ground

Mr Poe: Thinks closest living relative means relative who lives the closest nearby, lets the 3 orphans almost get burned at the stake, Says his wifes papers are hogwash, said he never had an imagination/childhood, repeatedly lets these orphans almost die, let's one of them almost get their head cut off, lets 3 orphans get kidnapped by a stranger, one married to that stranger, choses a bird over these 3 kids, plays poker with a robber, let's these 3 orphans repeatedly fall into the hands of the kidnapper

Doesn’t notice a hole in the wall until it’s pointed out to her, can’t remember anybody’s names, forgets where she is half the time

Mr Poe: Thinks closest living relative means relative who lives the closest nearby, lets the 3 orphans almost get burned at the stake, Says his wifes papers are hogwash, said he never had an imagination/childhood, repeatedly lets these orphans almost die, let's one of them almost get their head cut off, lets 3 orphans get kidnapped by a stranger, one married to that stranger, choses a bird over these 3 kids, plays poker with a robber, let's these 3 orphans repeatedly fall into the hands of the kidnapper