*WHEEZING INTENSIFIES*

*WHEEEEEEZE*

WHEEZE

I do NOT understand how people are Not afraid of spiders. LIKE, it has 8 legs and, like, 20000 eyes. Uh-uh if I saw a spider in my room, you think I'm gonna sleep in there? Nope, I'm moving to Japan. Konichiwa! *A spider appears* AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH*Insert earrape screaming*

I'm not afraid of spiders because none of the spiders that live in my area are dangerous.

I know. This was meant to be funny. I'm not scared of spiders either

they have two eyes damn it

No they have 8

no, your right

T POSING DIDN'T WORK