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(Paper Mario seems confused, since he is smol innocent bean.)

*??? throws a knife at Paper Mario.*

(Paper Mario is doing something, and accidentally moves out of the way.)

*??? finishes off the witness, then runs at Paper Mario with another knife.*

(Paper Mario was at him, smiling.)

Waves*

*he throws another knife at him.*

(Paper Mario turns to wave at someone else. Since he's paper, the knife goes past him.)

*??? straight up just starts shooting at him.*

(Paper Mario looks at ??? in confusion.)

*He still shoots at him.*

(Paper Mario tilts his head, confused.)

???: WHY CANT YOU DIE?!?

Paper Mario: ?

*He screams in anger.*

Paper Mario: ...?

*Starts throwing knives and shoots at him.*

stop

???: Heheheh, why should I?

because your literaly killing somebody

*??? throws a knife at her.*

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Why does it say Eddy, I mean't WDYD lol

Drives forward in Tiger 1 heavy tank* Hey You! Stop or I shoot!

???: Why should I?

Turns turret so gun is facing your face* Is this really not a reason enough?

*he throws a knife at a turret wire.*

Turret wire? Wut did you just hit?

(At an open turret wire lol)

...

MY BEAUTIFUL TANK

???: Heheheh..

Pulls out Po8 semi automatic pistol*

R U GONNA PAY FOR THIS DAMAGE!?!?!?!

Turns tank so front hull machine gun is pointing at you*

*Ren equips Templar knight armor*
Ren: Hey you stop right there

???: Why should I? Heheheheh..

Ren: Well it's too late because you've already committed murder, I shall bringth justice among everyone, *unsheaves combine sword* you should be scared that I am dealing with you instead of a normal officer, I am Templar I don't arrest murders like you, I kill them instead

*He throws a knife at him.*

*Templar dodges*
Templar: woah, alright then *runs at the guy* yaaaaaa

*he throws a knife straight through his see part.*

*Templar's armor absorbs the hit*
Templar: that hurt, *slashes at the guy*

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