i have a bunch of lettuce
it looks a little funny though

some of that good 420

i don’t have $420, i only have $4.20

Nevermind

and a green jolly rancher

G i v e

it smells funny

nevermind

i don’t think this is a jolly rancher

it’s a maple leaf

YES THANK YOU

it’s just a stupid maple leaf, we have tons of them up here

*knows but smokes them anyhow*

so, how you doing?

v i b i n.

you?

how are those maple leaves?

G I V E

here you go

Man, I thought it was the other kind

But grass is pretty tasty

oh yeah, i have some of that too

G i v e

Man, I thought it was the other other kind

But leafs to taste good

what are you talking about the other kind?

Y e s

what is the other kind

how much for each leaf?

70$

*steals all the leaves*

okay here

thanks

*gives you 70,000$*

there’s a lot more...

*Gives you 700,000,000,000,000$*

okay thanks bye

byeee

(she doesn’t know i sold her useless normal maple leaves!”