That's so un/lucky! O.o

TRIES TO MAKE HIS LUCK WORSE SO HE CAN WIN #1 MOST UNLUCKY IN THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS, GOES TO THE BOOK STORE TO GET A COPY OF "GETTING UNLUCKY FOR DUMMIES"; 1 MILLIONTH CUSTOMER, RECEIVES 10 DOLLAR GIFT CARD, DISQUALIFIED FROM THE WORLD RECORD COMPETITION