does it look like i give a f**k? take a look at my give-a-f**k-ometer. the needle on it is perfectly still, which means i don't give a flying f**k. let me go call the give-a-f**k store to see if they have any f**ks left. hello? is this the give-a-f**k store? i was wondering if you had any f**ks left in stock. no? well thats a shame. wait, you might have some left in the warehouse? thanks! oh wait, you sent one of your guys there and there are no f**ks left to give because the give-a-f**k mines are closed and i should have invested in renewable f**ks. oh well.