In any kind of divorce, the more responsible parent has to get custody of the nuclear weapons.

It's my heritage to burn Georgia to the ground again if they get uppity. I'll be singing Union Dixie and the Battle Hymn of the Republic all the way.

#UnionGang

we're actually more blue than red now. just have to deelect the governor...

Makes no difference to me. Just stay under the Stars and Stripes and we won't need to find Sherman's great grandchildren to finish what ol pops started.

If the south tries to secede again we should let them.

well it's not that easy. and what would the situation be like today if the Civil War had never happened? some countries avoid major internal struggles and some don't. maybe we and the world aren't mature enough as a species to live in relative harmony.

Maybe? I'd say we're not even close to mature enough.

i know. i try to ease into bad news in case members of the viewing audience are sensitive.