Bacon and pork 😋

when u realise the pig's scencitific name is "Sus"

no fr

thats the real scientific name of a pig

i know XD

if you could have any 2 anime characters, one male and other female (for obvious reasons), which would they be

mine are JoJo (Jonathan Joestar) and zero two, so those 2 you cant choose becuz i chose them

i'm not allowed to watch much anime so the only anime i've seen is avatar the last airbender so toph and aang

i mean if u go to public school watch it there

or if u dont mind i can paralyse ur parents/guardians

or maybe better, convince them to go out by themselves, just let a homie you trust watch while ur parents are out

ALSO ARE YOUR PARENTS DUMB OR SOMETHING

no they are not dumb they are jerks that make me constantly depressed

same difference

in that case, yell back and make them yell until they lose their voice

THEN BEAT THE LIVING SHITS OUT OF THEM

hopefully your afterlife is better

do ya think you would wanna move out after college

if anything, always ignore your parents. if you have any painkillers around, use them when your parents are gonna try and beat you. dodge as many beatings possible, resist and KEEP doing so till your parents give up, no mater how much it takes. if you can, sneak any weapons you've got, learn how to survive on your own (or wait a min then you'd die from allergies), and another thing, here are my suggestions:

1) fight back
2) keep fighting back
3) always be prepared to use the sneakiest tactics
4) DON'T PLAY DEAD
5) show them their fears, if any. if not, go to step 6
6) if you have any sharp or hard object, be ready to use it (DON'T KILL, just simply injure them so they can only focus on their injuries)
7) if you know how, make them unconscious and tie 'em up with the same belts they tried beating you with. If not, use step 6
8) once they wake up, tell them every arguement that you like about doing. if they were captured conscious, immediately tell them your arguements
9)if they resist, threaten them to a point they're mind tells them that they MUST follow your words
10) if step 9 fails, beat them 7 tmes as hard as much as they beat you, if you don't have enough strength, beat them over long periods of time
11) SAVE YOUR A-GAME UNTIL THE END
12) make sure no object is within their reach
13) if you see blood dripping from them, but not a fatal amount, let it bleed out 30 seconds before patching
14) DON'T RELEASE UNTIL THEY MOST SOLEMLY SWEAR THEY WILL CAHNGE THEIR MINDS
15) if they threaten you, tell them you would rather die so if they care, they could put you in a mental hospital, which will give you time to explain your situation. don't worry, those doctors won't feed you things you are allergic to. you wont have access to certain technologies, but you do have your time to explain
16) if you have anybody on your side, screenshot this or copy and paste it for them. make sure you have ANYBODY from your fam on your side so you can fight back easier
17) it does sound like a lot, but the least you can do is get them focused on a painful injury they have
18) if you don't wanna fight, make it so this goes to step 15. use your alibis in this case, if any

i'm not being beat i'm being yelled at for everything

bruh, if they're making you worse, HOW ARE Y0U OK WITH THAT SHET

thats like saying you are trapped at the bottom of the ocean but you would rather stay and be eaten by sharks instead of being rescued

because i have a million allergy's and staying here is better than going to some other family and having them feed me stuff i'm allergic to

thats actually worse than dumb

i know

i mean like if you could sell your parents on the dark web, would you

and if you are thinking about running away, go ahead and do it, they wont catch you if you kept running away

no
and no thanks