Screwed up Frito lay products

Plot twist: these are the actual labels, the products are only sold in England

We’ll mate, that’s total rubbish!

Me who lives in England: f**k America

So much is wrong:
Label swap
Colour swap
Lemgthy can
Can with demonic text
Chip flavoured soda
Sofa flavoured chip

Obviously

I would eat the pepsi crisps