Is the prosecution's star witness a bird? Is there a "little bird" making too much noise for you? Is your pet Myrna bird complicit in the killing of a local girl? Let's say you and I go toe-to-toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor. Think there's no answer? You're so stupid! There is! Finally, there's an elegant solution for birds! I couldn't hear anything! CHARLIE KELLY; "I'm not an executioner; I'm just the best go***mn bird lawyer in the world."