Would you give them all your money or fight back

Akira: okay, how about this! *kicks the leader down*!

Cone-man leader: oh so your resorting to violence eh
Cone-man grunt 1*lightly hits Akira with their sign*

Akira: *breaks the sign*

Cone-man leader: BLAST HIM
Cone-man grunt 1: Yes sir
*equips gun*

Akira: *kicks the gun out of his hand*

Cone-man grunt 2 *attacks Akira with their sign from behind*

Akira kicked the sign and it split in half

Cone-man grunt 2: I got to call for backup *drops the sign*

Akira chokes the man calling for backup

Cone-man leader: I've already called for backup I just made the second grunt Trick you

Akira: good. *takes out two TMPs* more fun.

*Cone-man grunts start to surround Akira*

Cone-man leader: Backup has arrived, good luck

Akira: *loads both TMPs* aw, yeah *shoots them*

Max: OkAyOkAyOkAy *yeets the only money they have, a random 10 dollar bill*

Todd: *t-poses to assert dominance*

-gives 1 penny-

Cone-man grunt: thanks you for your donation

ok..

Cone-man grunt: what was that

what was what

Cone-man grunt: Were you giving us a sign of aggressiveness

..

-gives 1 penny-

Milk: Dude, I'm broke.

Cone-man grunt: I didn't expect a milk carton to speak but I'll allow it

Milk: Oh, okay.

Cone-man grunt: but if you do make some money you'll have to pay up

Milk: I don't have a job.

Cone-man grunt: well then

Milk: You gonna murder me or something?

Cone-man grunt: you are a pain you know that

Milk: I know.

Cone-man grunt: you know I'm kinda thirsty and gladly you exist
*swings stop sign at milk*

Milk: *his tongue extended and wrapped around the stop sign, crushing*

*shoots them* NEVER ALL I HAVE IS MY CHICKEN NUGGETS WITCH I CHERISH

Cone-man leader: So you rebelled huh well you'll get to have more fun I've called backup, oh that was quick backup is here

Me: yo why do you have cones on ur head?

Cone-man grunt:

Me: thats kinda cool

Cone-man grunt: if it's cool why not join the gang

Me:i didint know there was a gang till now

Cone-man grunt: we figured out advanced cloning

Me: Cool

Elite: I shall not give money

Cone-man leader: Grunts him

Elite: *Takes off the cone* HE A CONE HATER!!!!!!

*The leader's body flails on the ground like If the leader was killed*

*Writes I hate CONES!!!!! on the leaders back

Cone-man grunt 1: Oh no they found out our secret
Cone-man grunt 2: relax it's 2v1
Cone-man grunt 1: it wouldn't matter

Elite: He been a cone hater all along He Burns the cones every night

Cone-man grunt 2: dude he's dead
Cone-man grunt 1: we also checked his files multiple times and we have no record of cone burning

Elite: *Tickles the cone leader

*No response*
Cone-man grunt 1: you should look at the cone you ripped off of him
*The cone bottom is covered in blood*

Elite: Hmmmm......

Cone-man grunt 2: guess I'm in charge now
Cone-man grunt 1: orders leader

Elite: *Takes off cone man 2 cone head*

Cone-man grunt 3: I got to warn someone
*Cone-man grunt 3 runs awaybfrom Elite*

Elite: Byeeee

*A Cone-man cannon lines up their attack on Elite*

Elite: .-.

*The Cone-man cannon fires at Elite and goes flying back in the process*

Elite: Ow *Grabs the Cannon ball and yeet it at that cannon*

*Cone-man grunt 3 arrives and has a jukebox blasting "Jedi temple march" on repeat and an army of Cone-man grunts is behind him*

Elite: *Jumps on the cone-man army's heads* Squish Squash

Cone-man leader: BLAST HIM
*The Cone-men starts shooting their Pistols at Elite*

Elite: Oh wait friendly fire is on *Get back in the ground and Runs In a circle*

Cone-man leader: Scramble soilders
*The Cone-men scramble into small groups all though there is 200,000 out to defeat Elite then Siege Uyrando*

Elite: Hey What's that in the sky?

*Uyrando Police force helicopters fly over the chaos*

Elite: Hey look a big flaming rock coming down *Runs away from the rock* Yee

*the Uyrando police force helicopter is shot down*
Cone-man leader: Activate your energy swords
(Basically a lightsaber)

Elite: *Gets on top of the rock and rides on it* Time to RUN OVER