karens be like

Karen: ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME AND MY LITTLE ANGEL!?

Peppino: Yeah, I'm gonna ask you to leave.

Karen: IM NOT LEAVING THIS PLACE UNTIL I SEE THE MANAGER!

Karen's kid: m-mommy y-you're making a scene.....

Peppino: I'm the manager. I run this place by myself. Why else would it be called "Peppino's Pizza"?

Karen's mind: 3wfmmq.gif (click to show)

Peppino: Now please leave.

*KAREN HAS DIED*

Peppino: ...

karen's kid: m-mommy???

Peppino: ...I can fix this.

Karen's kid: . . .

(Peppino does a thing, too lazy to decide what lol, and Karen is revived.)

Karen: *leaves the pizza place*

Peppino: *sigh* I don't get paid enough for this...

Karen's kid: sir....here's some money for my mommy's troubles *gives him 100,000 dollars*

Peppino: ....God bless you, kid.

Karen's kid: god bless you too sir

Peppino: Have a wonderful day! (he seems slightly more cheerful now)

Peppino: ?

Karen: ME AND MY DAUGHTER ARE ALLERGIC TO OLIVES!!!!!

Peppino: Oh. Sorry, ma'am.

Karen: sorry??? SORRY???? SORRY IS NOT ENOUGH ILL SUE THIS PLACE! WHERE'S YOUR MANAGER????

Peppino: Please don't yell. This is an easy fix.

Karen's kid: m-mommy...it was just a-

Karen: BE QUIET CHILD!

Peppino: Don't yell at your kid.

Karen: YOU ALSO SHUT UP IM THE PARENT OF THIS CHILD SO WHICH MEANS I CAN PARENT HER HOWEVER I LIKE!

Karen's kid: m-mommy c-can we jus-

Karen: QUIET! OR NO ICE CREAM

Karen's kid: *cries*

Peppino: (image)

Karen: WHERE'S YOUR MANAGER!? IM GOING TO TELL THEM HOW YOU ARE UNQUALIFIED FOR THIS JOB!

Kiki: EXCUSE ME SIR

Peppino: ....Yes?

Kiki: Do you know what you have done

Peppino: ...Gave you your pizza?

kiki: ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME

Kiki: NO you have gotten my order completely wrong YOU KNOW IM ALERGIC TO OLIVES

Karen: HOW DARE YOU MY LITTLE ANGEL DAUGHTER HATES PEPOERINI I WANTED CHEESE PIZZA

Peppino: ....Just take the pepperoni off. There's literally 12 pepperonis on the whole thing.

Karen: YOURE MAKING MY DAUGHTER CRY. I WANNA SPEAK TO THE MANAGER

Peppino: Ma'am, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.

Karen: I DONT THINK I WILL UNTIL I SEE THE MANAGER

Peppino: I'M the manager.

karen: A HORRIBLE ONE

Maple: Um... excuse me but I didn’t ask for anchovies...