meat beaters where you at, NO RED BEDS

damn they got it right

Ikr lmao

My meat gets beaten so much, i invented an auto meat beater for sleeping

Wow
You're insane

JK i'm super smort

Ok lol
Bro you do it too much I do it like every other day or sometimes every day

Thats becuz i get so horny so much

Ohok

Mostly twice

Very rare it done 3 times

Yeah
I do it once

Its weird since my dick is slightly smaller than average

In the shower

Usually waking up then the shower

Rare cases the middle of the day

Oh
Yeah I do it in the shower so I dont make a m e s s

Middle of the day is extremely rare, but morning and evening i shower

Yeah I usually shower in the evening soooo yeah

I shower both morning and night, but i have like 4 gf's and when they have the chance, they bury my face in their b**bs

Only censored in case some pure-head comes around

And all 4 do it at the same time, like bruh

I'm just tryna not suffocate round here, no wonder my face smell like cherry perfume

Everyone at school calls me "the girls' man"

Only 1 gf i like the most

I get no gorls
Because I am homeschooled soooo oof
Also ouch

O shet

If you want one i could probably give you one of my girls' instagram or snapchat profiles, but my girls like tiktok tho

I'm fine with tiktok, its just the community that matters

I'm in the tiktok rednecks community, so i see a lot of southern related posts, like modified trucks and sometimes Trump 2020

Worst i see is follower beggars

Besides i can only date one so i must choose wisely

Your lucky man
How old are you anyway!?

Yep

I'm 14

But seriously, you wanna be buriwd deep in a girls chest or not have anyone at all

Also i dont break away becuz i want them happy

XDDD
I can walk on them and no hurt as well

But do you get any girls doing [you know what i mean]

And yeah i impaled my foot with a sharp lego and no hurt when i was 4

I kept the sharp lego once the surgeon removed it, but it was washed off and put it in a small acrylic box, i keep it in my room to remind me to not walk on legos

Your a legend
Like bro...
H o w

I think its becuz i am favored by God

Like for a white male that doesn't require much maintenance, thats real lucky

Alao i can walk on legos and no hurt

No I'm good XDDDD

i can bring your anime waifu to life if you have one

How
Also no thanks

well shit, if you dont have a waifu your extra screwed

lets just worship the corn:

https://imgflip.com/m/CuLt_Of_CoRn

Yes
Im nebraskan so yes
Corn

i'm from texas

any kind of farms down here, mainly cotton and cattle

Noice

Now ik why my balls hurt when i wake up

Once a day

I do it twice a day, in rare cases 3

For some reason i invited my gf for a sleepover, my only white sheets were dyed dark red

I had to chunk those

Now i have 1 sheet set

Ohok

Wait u notice my self reply

No I didn't

Like bruh, why you period everywhere, now i know not to invite menstrating girls to my house