If you know where Mr. L is from, you're a certified legend.

Zooey *mind*: OhhhmygodohmygodohmygodohmygoditsMrLtrynottofangirl

(It's Mr. L, the hypnotized Luigi from Super Paper Mario!)

Mintaka: "...Hey, Mr. L! Mr. L! Can I get an autograph?"

(The kid is curled up on the ground, shaking.)

*Mintaka stares at the kid.*

(He seems badly hurt.)

*Mintaka calls an ambulance for the kid, then walks off.*

Mr. L: Wait, why are you so injured?! All I did was a little kick!

(Ah, I see you're a Mario fan of culture as well!)
Mr. L: ...Autograph?

Mintaka: "Yeah, I want an autograph!"

Mr. L: Uhh... okay. Give me something to sign.

*Mintaka pulls out a photo of Mr. L.*

Mr. L: Okay, I'm not gonna question why you have that.
(He signs the photo.)

Mintaka: "Thank you!"

*Mintaka smiles.*

Mr. L: Would you like to earn my respect?

Mintaka: "If I have to rap against you, then no."

Mr. L: Uhhh... what?

Mintaka: "I dunno. Most people always ask me to rap against them if I want their respect."

Mr. L: Huh. Weird.

Mintaka: "Yeah... anyways, how do I earn your respect?"

Mr. L: Pick on this kid with me.

Mintaka: "Okay..."

*Mintaka shoves the kid to the ground and kicks him.*

Mr. L: Heh.

*Mintaka stares at Mr. L for a moment, then kicks the kid again.*

(Mr. L is silent.)

Mintaka: "...how much more picking on this kid do I have to do?"

Mr. L: You can stop.

*Mintaka steps away from the kid.*

Charlotte: (mind) Mr. L?

Akira: Stop it

Mr. L: No thanks!

Akira pushed him

(Mr. L gets up and looks at Akira angrily.)

Akira: cmon. Hit me

* you here redty scream then silence

Anti boy:hey! That’s a good pick on haha let me in on that stuff *takes little treasure chest his uncle gave him and puts it in his backpack*

Hank: YO WHAT THE F**K DUDE LEAVE THE KID ALONE!

Mr. L: Hmmm?

*Hank runs over to the kid and shields the kid*
Hank: LEAVE HIM ALONE DUDE! WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM!?

Mr. L: I'm just teaching him how to be tough.

Hank: TEACHHIM TO BE TOUGH!? HE IS JUST A KID!

Mr. L: He asked me "How are you so tough?" And I said "Want me to teach you?" And he said "Yeah!"

Hank: YOU LITERALLY GAVE HIM A SCAR OR MORE ON EVERY PART OF HIS BODY!

Mr. L: OH MY GOD! I DID?! IS HE OKAY?!

Hank: He doesn't look like he is... *Hank pulls up his phone and calls an ambulance for the kid*
Hank: I'm gonna leave now, goodbye. *Hank runs to his car and drives away*