WhErE aRe tHe fEmAlE sImPs aT

Dude are you ok

i Am LoOkInG fOr tHe FeMaLe sImPs, WhErE aRe tHeY
I aM a GoOd gUy, jUsT kInDa dRuNk Rn

There's a ghost pissing on your head

I sEe GhOsTs nO mAtTeR wHaT, i Am aN iMmOrTaL aNd i KnOw wHeN gHoStS aRe aRoUnD

So that mean you feel it pissing on your head

ItS nOt bEcUz iTs nOt dOiNg sO *becomes undrunk*

Finally i am a sober

I mean yeah, it shouldn't take so long to piss