If you wanna do it, go ahead. Besides i dont think anyone really cares and you'd be happy if you wanted to kill me and did so

why me

Becuz you like impaling people with a kitchen knife

If you feel like killing someone, remember that i'm a wide open target. So you wanna come at me, just do it

No one's gonna stop you, and also my blood tastes pretty fuggin good

that is true but i dont like killing ppl who want to die

I didnt necessarily say i wanted to die, but if you like killing, just kill me becuz i'm an idiot

Don't kill a perfectly innocent person, kill me

I have committed 50000 war crimes, i have planned genocide, i even have taken anarchy si far that i am feared by most

And thats a main reason i have a genocide list, everyone thats on it fears me, so if you like that stuff, inherit it from me becuz i have even worse i could be documented for

And if you didnt kill me and they found out about me i would be on death row and die the same way anyways

Also i dont have a lot of friends so theres not very many that care about me

You think i read all of that

Well i'm dumb so i dont know

You wanna kill me, go ahead

My heart's not worth much, so might as well stab the remains of it

I'll just become a skeleton and find me a good trumpet

*DOOT DOOT* you need calcium

I’m pretty sure I’m way too faraway

From me. NOT FOR LONG

/tp [insert username] @s

*gives you knife*

*Accidently drops knife from a bridge*

Theres no bridge where i'm at

*gives you a bigger knife*

*drops knife due to weight and it’s stuck into the ground*

Looks like i need to get my shotgun

Well shet, think this is considered suicide but i guess i have to do it myself and show you how simple it is to kill

But you don’t know where I live XD

Do i care (opposite of xd)

Besides ur at my place ever since i /tp'ed you to me, you dont have admin either

*Hacks and gets Admin*

Ur life are sucks

I GOT DRUNK REEEEEEEE

*deletes server*