i cant take it anymore

You look like the sun. My eyes hurt when I look at you.

LMFAO NICE

I got that roast from a YouTuber named Leo-Kun

cool!

Sorry for this.
I am now following the Roblox stream.
I will not make posts.
Thank you.

Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."
Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.
Yo mama's so fat, her car has stretch marks.
Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
Yo mama's so fat, if she was a Star Wars character, her name would be Admiral Snackbar.
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Oh my god I'm dying rn

Your brain reminds me of GTA 7.
Since GTA 7 doesn't exist, so does your brain.

AYYY THANK YOU

I'm so sorry, I forgot to bring my dumbass translator. Anyone here speak idiot?

nice roast ya got there, imma use it

Thanks! Go get that bully. It works well.

I never thought I’d meet the definition of pathetic.

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM USING IT

Ah, I’m glad you found my roast good

My mum told me not to talk to trash so I have to leave now. Try that one on those bullies.

ayo coolio

2000 years of human evolution to make some stupid ugly piece of trash, this is the reason why your mom put you up for adoption billy.

You are the reason that there is instructions on the shampoo bottle

ouch, I don't think he would recover from that

Ty

"If you look in a mirror even your reflection will want to look away"

Try that lol.

i will

Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
Yo mama's so stupid when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it
Yo mama's so stupid when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.
Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

Yo mama so stupid, she had to use copy and paste for these jokes (you said Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.)

yo mama's so stupid, she came up with those overused jokes

good one

*selects no*

You're not invited to your funeral

You're like a cloud, when you disappear it's a beautiful day. Not my own but don't remember who came up with it.

but imma use it, thx!

I looked up your name on the internet and it said did I mean shit.

So get your god damb ass and your stupid friends and stomp outta here, go back to kindergarten, where they just might take you in as their grade but if you fail you might want to stop existing because after all our evolution it seems do-do's brains have just been put into a human and that was you.

If he gives you any shit, just say: sorry, forgot to bring a f**k to give

i will B)

when they ask for ur lunch money just put your hand out and say the money's fake, like your brian

what are some things bully says to you

he tells me to eat shit, but i dont eat him

oooh next time he says that you should use that comeback

I’d say you’re gonnna grow up to be a responsible young adult
But then again you waste your time to berate me
dont you have a life or something?

(not shots fired but it works right?)

Here’s one: Nobody likes a bully, so that’s why you were last at the adoption center

cool one! im gonna use it

you're the reason there is a label with DO NOT EAT on shampoo bottles

you look like nick cage having a storke

thanks now i know to act like a baby adios now but thanks for your little show

“Are you gay?”
“Why, are you interested?”

no.

I’ve heard that one before hahahaha lmao 😂

gay isn't a insult bastard

I didn’t mean for it to come off that way, in retrospect I probably should’ve put a disclaimer saying that in the first place so I’ll do that now

Edit: No gay hate, if you like someone you like them, regardless of gender