Nobody:
No one:
Not a single soul:
Not a single person in this world:
Not a single organism on earth:
Not a single alien life form in the galaxy:
Not a single atom in anyone's body:
People that aren't even there:
Blank text:
The number 0:
That one Tickle Me Elmo toy whose
batteries are dead:
Dead people in general:
🔈:
Books after being burned:
Broken CDs:
Mute dudes:
Ungenerated memes:
The comment section in Google
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