Alex: hold on *covers his daughter’s ears* you drank beer my man
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Cory: My d- *hic* d-dad told m-me it was *hic* w-water...
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Alex: he was drunk so he told you it was water but it was actually beer
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Cory: O-oh... (He vomits a LOT on the ground.)
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Stacy: *Alex’s daughter* eeww!!!
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(Cory tries to walk away, but walks into the wall, hits his face, and falls over.)
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Alex: come on we’ll take you to our house
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Cory: T-thanks... *hic*
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Alex: mhm
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Cory: (To the hospital cashier or whatever the hecc it's called lmao) H- *hic* h-h-hello...
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The Check-In Lady: hello..oh dear you look drunk
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Cory: Y-y- *hic* *hic* y-y-y-yeah...
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The Check-In Lady: ok right this way *leads him to a room*
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(Cory stumbles to the room with her.)
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The Check-In Lady: just lay on the bed and I’ll go get a doctor
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(He lies down. Then the doctor comes.)
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Dr. Johnson: hello I’m Dr. Johnson I’m gonna take care of you today
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*walking to dorms from school* hey kid what’s up you ok?
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Cory: N-n- *hic* n-no... *hic* *hic*
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*puts you back down* damn you got pro drunk last night what do you remember?
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Cory: M-m-my *hic* d-dad said "You look thirsty, heh. Have some water, little buddy."
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looks at eatchother* yeah your dad was drunk too bud here were at the dorms we are on the first floor so there wont be any stairs
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(Cory vomits a LOT on the floor.)
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Well heck go get the vacume (band kid goes and gets the shot vac) ok cool now quick go to the bathroom
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(Cory vomits in the toilet for a long time. 3 hours later, he comes out of the bathroom again, not looking well.)
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Turns around from making dinner* oh hi you look a little better how you feeling kid
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Cory: N-nauseous...
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Cory: O-oh..? Y-yeah... I'm *hic* f-f-fine...
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You don’t look fine (left guy) *holds out hand* you look drunk I have the perfect thing to solve that come back to our dorm
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Cory: D-drunk? N-no, I-I'm okay..
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Ha kid trust me I know drunk it’s ok come on we are 20 and we drink it’s ok
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Cory: N-no... my d- *hic* d-dad just g-g-gave me s-some weird t-tasting *hic* w-water...
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Let’s see that could be wine whisky or I think *rambles off a couple more drinks* we’ll your dad gave you liquor how do you feel now that you’ve been drunk?
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Cory: I *hic* f-feel like I n-need to t-throw u-up...