bonus: if your OC is a karen

Milk: You smell weirdm

Bendy: well you smell like spoiled milk out of a dumpster.

Milk I know.

Bendy: anyway the dumpster is outside

Milk: Nevermind, I'm Milk.

Bendy: im Bendy, Bendy the devil :>

Milk: I've murder people as a hobby.

Bendy: really? i had a friend who wanted to destroy reality....

Milk: Well I want to destroy humanity, they smell weird and scream at me.

Bendy: well its no surprise...you are a milk carton and people probably scream at you cause of how bad you smell......

Milk: I refill my milk...sometimes.

Bendy: are you sure?....

Milk: Yeah, I'll do it right now. *he drank a large glass of milk*

Bendy: idk whats more unsettling the fact on how you change milk or the fact that you're a milk carton drinking milk

Milk: There's a lot of things about me that are unsettling.

Bendy: best it's less to know

Milk: Yeah. So, wanna do something?

Bendy: *gets a random phone from nowhere* wanna do a prank call?

Milk: Yes.

Bendy: ik just who to call >:3 *calls a number*

*meanwhile*

Bill Cipher: alright what should i do..... destroy this dim- *phone rings and he picks it up*

Bill: Yello.

Bendy: *makes his voice sound different* Ello dere! iz dis fred? *tries to stop giggling*

Bill: excuse me????

bendy: i sad iz dis Fred???

Bill: no there is no fred here.....

Milk:*he snickered*

Bendy: Whell bye bye den *ends call* hee hee

Bendy: who is next do we call?

Milk: I dunno.

Bendy: I KNOW!

*meanwhile*

President: and thats why i- *phone rings* give me a second *picks it up* who is this?

Bendy: *does the same voice* ello! you jhust von a milion dollers!

President: i did!?

Bendy: ja! but fvirst you have te stop bein' de presidant

President: ok? anything else i should know?

Milk:*he giggled*

Some random karen: HEY! Change your hair color! My son does not like it!

Bendy: m'am.....i don't have hair ._.

SRK (Some random karen): CHANGE YOUR SKIN TONE THEN!

Bendy: ma'm are you being racist right now? just because im a cartoon doesn't mean i can change EVERYTHING about myself now i gotta go buy some bacon soup...

SRK: Wait.. YOUR A DEMON!! LEAVE ME AND MY SON ALONE YOU DEMONIC IDIOT!!

Bendy: ok? *walks to the market in the mall while the karen follows him with a cross and bible*

*SRK starts dumping entire buckets of water on Bendy.*

Bendy: WHAT THE F-*BEEEP* MA'M PLEASE STOP TRYING TO GET RID OF ME! *ink goes over his head*

SRK: HEY! STOP CURSING AT MY SON!!

Bendy: M̶̺̘̗̜̪̔̔A̸̞̅'̸̽̋̌͝ͅM̵̹̳͎̺͇͂̃̿͝ ̵̗̟̜͓͕̄͗̓̓̽P̸̯̣̖̟͐͜L̵̹͕̖̂̽̿E̷͇̹͖̊̃̐̕͝Ȧ̴͔̹S̸̘͛̉͗Ȩ̷̧̦̺̈̃̈̔ ̷̡̝̭͙͎̊Ḷ̸́̍Ȩ̷̠̐̓̿͛̚Ḁ̸̓̇͋̚V̴̥͂́̚E̶̩̽̏̈ ̸̗͍͔̓̇͠M̷̙̐͆̀E̵̞͛͛ ̷̧͈̗̹̦̊̎̏̽͌A̴̹̹͈̖̓͒L̵͙͚͊̋̌͌̓Ỏ̷̠N̵̯̈́͊Ę̵̦͇̙̫́̆͠ ̷͚̅́̾̈́͠O̸̧̍̍Ȓ̵̢̛̘̞̥̉̏ ̶̲͕͛͒̂͌̓W̷͓̆̈̒E̴̬͓̅ ̴̦͔̄͑̎̏͝W̶̫̹͋̈́͐̇Ŏ̵̫̄̐U̵̧͔̩̾̚L̴̪̟̣͚͈̍͗͆D̵̛̝̥̝̼̍̈̏ ̶̥̗̲̹̅H̴̨̦̳̊̈́̔Ǎ̵̧̢̙̣͑͠͝ͅV̸͇̱̠̱̜̔̍Ȩ̵̮̮̭͓͐́̆ ̶͓͇͉̄̓̋Å̸̘̦͌̊͜͠͝ ̵̧̀̀L̴͕̜͐̌͝Ì̷̡͉̒̾̓Ṫ̴̙̪̕͘T̸̖͙̺̥̄Ḻ̷̠̅̇E̶̹͈̋̂̕ ̵̼̜̄̋͗̀̄Ã̶̟́̋͐͒Ċ̸̮̳̈́̊̚͝C̷̨͇͔̞̽I̷̢̔̉̏̋D̶̨̮̀̾ͅE̶̤̓̓N̴͖̟̝̄T̸͔̥̗̃͂ ̸͚̎͘͝͝Ì̶͎̪̦̙̣̐N̸̡͇͖͎̪̑ ̵̰̙̗͚̑͛͐̉͝T̸̡̙̙̖͍̐̏́H̸̝̾́̓̑E̸̢̙̠̾̽̄̽ ̵̙̝͎̻̙̄̏̈́͝M̸̡͓̤͎̈́Å̵̱̰R̵̦͇̂̃͑̒͒K̷̔̚͘ͅE̶͚̠͎̼̎ͅT̸̼̱̒͠ ̵̨̻̓͗̈́Ă̸̧̧̡̛̖T̷̲̘̅͑͑̍̚ ̴̧̢̙̼̫̊̈͝T̴̰̦̈́͌͜Ḥ̵͆͌̀I̵̥͙̯͈͋͆̓S̷̢͇̪̊ ̶̙͔̝̎͋̓͋M̶̹͉͗̅̈͗͘Ȃ̴̛͔͓͙̞̪̑͛L̸̡͔̿̕͘L̶̙̾̔̊̄

(The cursed text translates to summer in english lol.)
SRK: SECURITY!! SECURITY!!

(I love how Google registers cursed text as Vietnamese and tries to translate it)

Bendy: oh no. *runs quickly and hides*

*SRK yoinks Bendy back.*
SRK: SHERE DO YOU THINK YOUR GOING?! I'M GOING TO SUE YOU!!

(what bendy said actually was: MA'M PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE OR WE WOULD HAVE A LITTLE ACCIDENT IN THE MARKET AT THIS MALL )

(I know, but it literally translated to summer in vietamese I meant.)

(oh lol) Bendy: *whispers to self* dangit bendy. you just HAD to go ballistic on that karen....

*The security come.*
Security 1: What seems to be the problem?
SRK: THIS PERSON SAID NAUGHTY THINGS AND PULLED OUT A GLOCK AND THREATENED ME!!!

Bendy: *gets afraid and starts crying* PLEASE MA'M I DIDN'T MEAN ANY HARM!!! PLEASE DON'T SUE MEEEEEEEEEEEE

Bendy: where would i get a gun? i have no gun seriously. she started being racist and told me to change my hair colour even tho i have no hair......then starts pouring water on me....

*anouther security guy comes in* Security 2: hey i know this dude! he's bendy the devil! i watched his show since i was a kid! no hard feelings Mr. The devil. karens are everywhere so you are off the hook for now

Bendy: ok

SRK: HEY!!! HE TRIED TO HURT AND KILL ME AND MY SON!!!

Security 2: ma'm the best thing you do is to keep away from him if you don't want him to kill you. and we need to put a restraining order against him please go back to what you're doing or you will be arrested

SRK: Hmph. FINE!!

security 1: you can have all the free bacon soup you want for your troubles

Bendy: thx!

Bendy: are you blind or somethin'?