Angry Patrick

what happened

You know that situation from yesterday?

Well, the alt DM’d me about what acc Cayde is in now. This https://imgflip.com/user/the-burnt-dorito

And Jaiden (my crush) told me about the shit he’s done

Maybe that wasn’t Cayde, he doesn’t talk like that.

That is cayde.

No no I was talking about the e guy-

Oh.

Cayde wouldn’t call them “noods”.

Oh, that's not what he was calling them originally

Mhm..?

I can't FIND IT but

I don't think he was even calling it "noods" at all. I think that was a second person

Yep.

dont be

I wonder why.

Wy

You know that situation from yesterday?

Well... the e alt DM’d me where Cayde is now https://imgflip.com/user/the-burnt-dorito and Jaiden told me the BS he’s done!

so jaiden dM it fIrSt

P

Technically, e IS a collab acc

look at the capitalized words and unscramble them

lmao

Dammit, it spells simp

this is what MSMG does when cayde exists https://imgflip.com/gif/5bbudy

Wait he’s dating thegothchicken? And how the f**k are 40 people following him?

ALT's

he blended in the whole time

That f**ker

this is what we do to him https://imgflip.com/gif/5bbudy