something's up with X

Cool

Alwayzbread: you wanna fight?

X: oh you're approaching me?
Doggo: X WTF R U DOING

Alwayzbread: cant kill you from over here, dork

X:ohoho
Doggo: X STOP

Alwayzbread: bring it on X no holding back!

X: alright *brings out his uzi*
Doggo: X Y R U DOING THIS
X: BECAUSE...

Alwayzbread: *magenta fire*

Doggo: u know what i tried. i better not see u wine about the guy taking your sword when u respawn X

Alwayzbread: *starts with an explosive uppercut launching X*

X *steve side b again*
Doggo: * seems to be calling someone*

Alwayzbread: *makes an ice blockade*

Zumi: mind if i finish this

Alwayzbread: *proceeds to grab x’s face again the slam it into the ground, and when alwayzbread makes contact with the ground, X’s body is turned to ice AAAAND OBLITERATED

X: *comes back half diamond armor*

Alwayzbread: oh ok...no more running, lets fight

X: *glitches* im still alive yo-
zumi: slaps x and drags him home by the tail

Alwayzbread: how did he...i mean he did turn to ice so i technoblade still won but...how is he alive?

teleports via enderpearls

Alwayzbread: come here X

Doggo: he has plot armor. happens all the time

Alwayzbread: ah ok..thanks

X: S***

Alwayzbread: *comes to the surface* ULTRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

X: *is on one and a half hearts*

Alwayzbread: *pick X up again and flings him to the sky*

X* throws a final pearl while digging*

Alwayzbread: *grabs X’s legs and brings him underground*

X: *pulles out his pick*

Zumi: what is going on here

Alwayzbread: *hops over the blockade and causes a point blank explosion, damaging X heavily*

X: * throws 3 enderpearls while jumping*

Alwayzbread: *waits*

X: da fauq is that supposed 2 do

Alwayzbread: *rolls down and goes into the floor again*

X: *does steve's side b while still firing*

Alwayzbread: *makes a slide for himself*

X: *fires his uzi*

Alwayzbread: *ice armor*

X: oh no u dont * somehow glitches out to get out the grab *

Alwayzbread: O__O

X: wut the

Alwayzbread: *ends up behind him in the air, then grabs his face* aaaaaaaannd...

X: downward areal * drops a ton of anvils*
doggo: sits back and watches the fight

Alwayzbread: *falls through the floor*

AYO CHILL! PUT THE SWORD DOWN

evil laughter intensifies

Nope. Peace. *Disappears*

He drank the apple juice under the sink

ah yes the forbidden drink

the drunk guy vs the drunk idiot
THEY SHALL FIGHT TO THE DEATH
ILL GET MEH PISTOL

X: heh i aLreaDy got inTo 2 FiGhts and my heAd hurts

(Carlos} *throws up*
i ThInK I hAD tOo muCH bAtteRY aCiD

X: SaMe