Its simple, drive a fricking monster truck

For me, you can get me by:

1. Forcing me to date you (most people use this)
2. Being nice, kind, loving, sweet, caring, thoughtful

did i do the 2nd?

Mhm

yay

I used thd 2nd one to get mine

Nice

if bwyce ride that we will break up immediately -.-

Whats ur ride (at least your dream ride)

TELL HIM GIRL *WHEEZE*

WhistlinDiesel made it legal, but i think it took a bit to do so

Aeugh... n o . . .

You get a girlfriend by being funny as hell and being k i n d .

Are you a guy or a girl?

I've been doing all of those that you mentioned, plus adding the monster truck into the equation

Anybody noticed how I'm the only one looked down upon

You can talk down to litterally any of the 8 billion people in this world, and you and at least thousands of others look down on ME, JUST ME AND NO ONE ELSE

That is really f**ked up! Just look down at another person or i will commit shotgun face

So you dont believe i have a gf

The "mhm sure" sounded kinda sarcastic to me tho

Were you actually serious about it

Exactly, so i was right

Thats a prime example i defend real well, and an example not to mess with me

It was, i always defend my girl with brute force, i once took down 2 people my same exact size, they never picked a fight since

No one has

I think a lot of students fear me, but they never had balls in the 1st place

And i have balls of f**kin steel

It was about your belief of getting a girlfriend, we went into detail about 1 thing

Well your doubt aas wrong

DAMMIT TYPO

*was

Haha no

Havent you heard of a "redneck"

I live in texas, this truck is normal sized down here

Wow.

I'm guessing i'm the only redneck here on imgflip

I was legit born in Texas

Theres 1 thing i hate the most tho:
North and south Carolina people who are true wannabes with squatted trucks that look and probably ride like shit

I like big rims, but only a certain extent

Like 35 inch tires on 20 inch wheels with a 4 inch lift makes sense, i dont like the idea of putting tires with 1/4 inch sidewalls, you cant do hardly anything with that

And also are you a big car/truck (insert gender)

I know i am very much into trucks

I like both, but i mostly like lifted trucks more

I actually like older trucks more, but my favorite is not very old

2006 chevy silverado 2500hd LTZ Z71

Those trucks were ran by a 6.6 duramax turbodiesel, during this year the engine type was the LBZ (litterally indestructible)

And theyre sold litterally any and everywhere, so in decent shape is probably at most $10K, but theyll probably have high miles used, so it goes down to like $5K

My 2nd fav is a 1994 dodge ram 2500

Those were still ran by a 12V I6 Cummins, so that truck was also pretty badass, but the panels were not as strong as Chevy, even tho they were made of steel, i dont really like new dodge's becuz those are made with f**kin tinfoil