If Earth-Chan was your waifu and you attempted to cheat on her

Earth-chan will just kill you with a giant volcano or something! She's not to be bleeped with!

Hehehe

Trolls can't stop Earth-chan!

Remember... There are 100+ trollge indecens on earth

Earth-chan weighs 13,170,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 pounds and has room inside her for all mankind!
She's far too thicc to be affected by some trolls!

In trollge indecens trolls can Stand all weight (any size)

When earth-chan hears this!

Red: wait your not mars chan!

Red is only interested in the red planet!

Now Red is the size of a planet planet!

F**k! Mars-Chan ate the entire Metallica!

There goes that 2022 tour! That bitch!

*James and co attempted to riot*

Hopefully that riot in Mars Chans belly will turn into a party!

Welp, at least Mars-Chan won't eat me!

Spoke too soon...

*inside Mars chan's belly*
Lars: does this count as a gang%&$# since we're all inside her at once?
James: go $#%& yourself Lars!

Kirk: fuсk

He's being digested...

*Mars-Chan ate me*

F**K!

*imposters drink increase size potions and go's to mars chan (day 2)* meet again mars

*Mars-Chan ate me*

*dies from extreme cold and CO2*

Mars Chan: *digests you*

*alive again, trapped in MC*

I hope you like living between the giant mountains of Mars-chan!

James hates both Earth-Chan and Mars-Chan btw

That just means he will be crushed to death between them!

Mars chan sus and now ejected

First Mars chan now earth chan

Mars chan died how she lived!

Sus omen

After that de crewmates won

The crewmates won too easily! Mars chan is sad now!

Listen what the crew mates said

But Mars chan wants people on her and in her! She's lonely up there in space! Earth chan has billions of friends and Mars chan has no one! Lol.

Robert Trujillo: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Lars Urlich: YOU F**KING IDIOT!
Kirk Hammett: F**K YOU, MARS!

*Kirk attacked Mars-chan*

*Mars chan swallows Kirk*
Nom nom

But...

First day trying to climb mars chan...

*Lars and Robert ran away*

Lars: F**K YOU!

Robert: DUMB BITCH!

O yeah de imposters borrowed some of the increased size potion from angry birds classic (I played all of old rovio games)

Mars chan yandare

Died how they lived! Of course now we have nowhere to live...

N O T

Were will we live?

These were only for anti anime bois

That's good!

YUP!

He's looking at another girl from Earth while having Earth-Chan as his waifu.

How would you picture that?

OH SHIT! XD

As they burn to death in her boiling lava blood, they will know: earth chan is filled with love. JEALOUS LOVE.

Next time someone tries to date Earth-chan they'll know not to cheat on her!

Good decision! Don't touch Mars-chan, either!