HAMILTON/HISTORY FANGIRLS WHO SEE ALEXANDER HAMILTON AS A “PRECIOUS BI CINNAMON ROLL”; HAMILTON/HISTORY FANGIRLS WHO SEE ALEXANDER HAMILTON AS A GUY WHO SOLD SLAVES TO HIS FAMILY AND RENTED THEM FOR HIMSELF, CHEATED ON HIS WIFE THEN WROTE A BOOK ABOUT THAT AFFAIR, RUINING HIS MISTRESSES’S LIFE (OR STOLE FUNDS FROM THE GOVERNMENT FOR HIS FAMILY AND HAD HIS WIFE WRITE THE PAMPHLET AS A COVERUP), WOULD GET SO SICK OF KIDNEY ISSUES THAT HE ALMOST DIED MULTIPLE TIMES, TRIED TO DUEL THE ENTIRE DEMOCRATIC REPUBLICAN PARTY AND ENDED UP GETTING SHOT BY A MAN HE USED TO CALL HIS FRIEND